Manageable Tongue Twisters
by Jesse Eisenberg

Sally peddles fish exoskeletons down by the beach.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy had been a bear.
But he was bald.
So, if this was the case,
He couldn't have been very fuzzy, right?

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Elizabeth Botter paid money for margarine.
But the margarine
for which Elizabeth Botter paid was tart.
So Elizabeth Botter
paid money for some superior margarine,
and it made Elizabeth Botter's
once-tart mixture good.

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I scream.
Then you join me.
Pretty soon we all find ourselves
Shouting praises for frozen custard.

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